10 Possible Outrageous Facebook Happenings the moment iPad is released

Imagine what would happen to facebook if everyone who has an account carries with him an apple tablet.

1.Every member will have twice the number of friends. Everyone will be clamoring to have the most number of "friends" though he hardly communicates with all of them. So he invites everyone, and wishes he gets accepted by all. Heck, he does the invites in a bus, in a a bath tub, in a sauna, even during traffic. Isn't that convenient with the portable iPad.
2. Facebook will crash for one day due to picture overload. Because of the convenience of the tablet, and the ease with its use, everyone will be obsessing to have his moment of fame and glory by uploading his latest pix. Even as walks to work, climbs the stairs, clears his desk, attends meetings, drives his car, orders a burger from a drive thru, tweezes hair, applies eyeliner... everything and anything will be documented.
3. Farmville would actually hire farmers and gardeners. Farmville will not be limited to an online game anymore. It will be so successful, because everyone who has the tablet plays this that fb owners will be enamored with its success that they will buy a lot in the Caribbean and actually sell them. There will be actual farmers and gardeners that will tend it.
4. Every moment of the day will be accounted by the shout outs. Every activity posted on the wall, including sitting on the toilet with the iPad on hand, will be written for posterity.
5. There would be so many people addicted to facebook that it would already generate online jobs. A lot of its members could not longer divide their time between accepting friends, responding to chat messages, and play farmville. They will resort to a new and better option, that is to employ virtual assistants, who will do the chore for them. Ain't that cool? The assistants, due to the overwhelming amount of work, will be paid 100$ an hour. There will be less OFWs from the Philippines. Most high school students would opt to go into computer science than nursing.
6. Reunions would be so quiet because everybody would chat using the iPad. They would also play games online. This would be more applicable to younger generations. But who knows, with the influx of the iPad, the older generation might surprise us.
7. My mom would have a fb account, with her having more friends that I do. My mom is terrified with technology. She wouldn't even touch a computer for fear it would conk out if she presses the wrong key. She uses a cellphone with a written telephone directory on the the other hand. But with this user friendly iPad might cure her technophobia. Seeing her surf the web, and inviting her friends in fb would be the day!!!
8. Since the comelec could not ensure that smartmatics electronic voting system would be hack free why not do an online voting system via fb? It would be more convenient. Even children can vote!
9. Since everyone would be toting an iPad instead of a gun come May elections, there will be no violence during that time.News reports of the events will be posted on shout outs and amazingly, everyone will be up to date. However, news on Manny and Krista will still be abuzz because Gina Alajar will still post bitter diatribes

10. There would be less candidate streamers hanging on electric posts,  less campaign banners, and minimal production of candidate leaflets  thus less garbage, because every candidate would be doing his campaign via fb. That's a novel way to grab someone's attention.